So I have some news. I’ll share it in dot point form, and then I’ll give a quiz, which I know is the only reason you’re here.

• I’m no longer single, in case you couldn’t tell, what with going out with Tegan and all. Sorry, all you ravenous hordes! rn• I currently have glandular fever, which sucks donkey scrotal appendages. Yes. And is sick :(rn• I bought myself a 22” widescreen LCD monitor recently (look down for my Air entry to see it) so now I have a big digital penis for television stuff! • I received my notice on Monday that I’ve reached the interview stage in applying for medicine - I’m now in the final section, and only have to pass through that to get in! Yay! Down from a one in sixty odd thousand chance (in the GAMSAT) to a one in one hundred and eighty or so (interviews at UOW). And they have around 120 places a year so… yeah, fingers crossed!

And now, what you’re all here for!

1. Are your parents married or divorced? rnThey were married before. But they aren’t divorced.

2. What did you last LOL at? rnIf you give a mouse a cookie…

3. How many people do you hate? How much caffeine have I had?

4. Have you done something to help the Hurricane victims? rnI gave at the office.

5. What’s the best road trip game? The one where I get to read a book and ignore people.

6. If so how many pushups can you do? ‘male’ or ‘female’ ones? The answer, either way, is a few. ;)

7. If you could live in any house you’ve seen in a movie, whose house, from what movie and why? If we could run fiber optic internet into it, totally the Last Homely House from LoTR.

8. Can you do anything with your tongue? rnYes. >:-)

9. list 8 items currently in your fridge: rnMilk. Margerine. Cheese. Barbeque Sauce. Orange juice. Leftover (poisonous!) chinese food. Tomatoes. Lettuce.

10. Any plans for this weekend? I plan to Nerd Out.

11. Do you like to imagine yourself a celebrity being interviewed by Barbara walters? Who the hell is Barbara Walters?

12. If they made a movie about YOUR LIFE, who can you see playing you? Orlando Bloom or Leonardo diCaprio.

13. How many red lights have you ran? Two. One intentionally.

14. What’s the weirdest present you’ve ever received? A pencil holder that looks like a diving helmet.

15. What phrase or word do you say all the time? As you do.

16. Have you ever cut your own hair? rnOnce.

17. What is your favorite song? rnWalking in Memphis - Marc Cohn / Hallelujah - John Cale (or Jeff Buckley)

18. Best thing to watch late at night? A book. But if it must be interactive, porn.

19. Has your view on someone you know changed recently? rnSure, why not.

20. If you could be a character in harry potter who would it be? rnWell, I would have been Sirius as he was the Bomb.

21. What do you think of tongue piercings?\rnI’ll have a dentist remove my teeth, thanks.

22. Do you own any rechargeable batteries? rnNo. Lance does.

23. can you sew? rnI can do a running stitch to fix pockets!

24. Whats the worst thing thats happened to your body? rnGlandular fever kind of sucks. So did my first shedding, when I lost my skin and regrew new scales. That sucked too.

25. What do you love about yourself? rnMy twelve inch forearm.

26. What was the last song you downloaded? rnA track by Lia, her new single ‘Yakusoku’

28 Are you a bitch? rnI’m more of a cat person.

29. When was the last time you saw your best friend? rnWeek or two ago.

30. Do you kill children? rnI am in favour of infanticide under controlled circumstances.

31. Are you friends with your neighbours? rnWell, they’re kinda… well… cows.

32. Wheres the one place in your house where you can think and be alone? rnMy head.

33. What do your friends always say you are? rnBen. Also, made of Awesome.

34. Have old men/women ever hit on you? rnDoes a 30 year old hitting on me when I was 15 count as old?

35. have you ever found the “right guy/girl” but didn’t want them cuz u wanted the bad one? Oh yes baby. All the time. Learn to spell “‘cause’ incidentally. Preferably, “because”.

36. If you could have a pet what would it be? rnA rhino.

37. What’s the latest youve come home on a school night? rnI don’t remember. I don’t go to school anymore.

38. Where is your best friend? rnMaking out with an orang-utan, most likely. Or perhaps at home.

39. Do you think love is complicated? rnOnly with Sk8ter bois.

40. How do you feel when you see the person you like with the person you know is wrong for them? rnMostly amused, but with tinges of regret for all the crap I’m going to have to listen to as they deal with it when it collapses. ;)

41. Have you ever seen a bong? rnOn TV?

42. Ever seen a drug deal? rnI’ve seen a actor deal, I’ve seen Sam deal, but I’ve never seen a drug deal.

43. What college do you want to go to? rnWe don’t do ‘college’ here. We use the proper name - ‘university’.

44. Slept naked? rnAffirmative.

45. What’s the most unique thing you have in your room? rnMy owl in a graduand’s costume with a mini diploma that my grandmother knitted for me?

46. How old is your car? rnOne. I’m a cradle snatcher.

47. Ever been in a fight with any of your friends? rnOnly over software piracy. ;)

48. Describe your mp3 player? rn4G 20GB iPod.

49. What’s something not a lot of people know about your mum and dad? rnThey’ve both been spayed.

50. If you could be any cartoon character who would it be? rnCaptain Planet!

51. Who was your best friend sophomore year? What’s a sophomore?

52. ever been in a casino and won money? rnI lost money on a poker machine once.

53. Ever built anything? rnA limited-functionality self-sustaining and intelligently-designed ecosystem. It’s full of rocks. ^_^

54. How fast can you run? rnPretty fast, especially when being chased by suitors.

55. Do you support the troops? rnGo SeeD!

56. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? rnNot in winter, no.

57. What is your current annoyance? rnThe lack of Australian-designed online quizzes ;)

58. Would you ever work for the border patrol? rnNah, too boring on a boat.

59. Do you worry about global warming? rnYes, as I’m intelligent enough to realise what will go wrong, and also scientific enough to know when oil companies and industrialists start talking crap in order to protect grossly inflated industry profits and avoid actually giving anything back.

60. Are you old enough to vote? rnI have voted federally twice, and state-torily(?) twice.

61. Do you throw up gang signs? rnThrow up on gang signs. :)

62. How old do u think u’ll live to be..? rnNo speako minimum-wageo. But let’s say Infinity One.

rnAlcata’riel.

-Andiyar