Right now, this world is quite/very/fucking painful. This would be a second Geriatricageddon post but I both a) wasn't on the ward today and b) feel like complaining rather than being educational. Here is a list of things that, right now, it hurts to do:nn• Sit upright for more than fifteen minutesnnn• Stand for more than a half hournn• Laughnn• Drink more than a glass of water/fluidnn• Eatnn• Coughnn• Wear clothingnn

... in fact, absolutely anything that puts any pressure at all on my inguinal area. Literally, anything - not figuratively. Literally. And the only medication I can take at the moment is paracetamol... being as I had a bit of a codeine overtaking session last week, and managed to become even more uncomfortable as my colon shut down.nn

So thank you, GlaxoSmithKline, and whomever it is that makes Panamax... Cenofis? You're all that's getting me out of bed and keeping me upright at the moment. I'm sorry though to you, dear liver of mine... but it's either you or all of me.nnNext tuesday cannot come fast enough.n

n-Andiyar